Dr. Chiot
 "I want your high love and emotion, endlessly."

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women. The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.

“You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.”
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-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via unicornempire)

scenicroutes:

"nah we can’t have female leads or characters of colour or gay characters or else our show will bomb"

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Laugh Attack

It broke across me
endless laughter
knocking against my chest
a reminder of time
the ticking clock
I had forgotten how to cry
everything was funny
as I tried to hide my sorrow
whispers of a past
haunting me
scared I had told you
terrified of what maybe
yet you denied it
whispered sweet nothingness in my ear
nothingness it was
as your words swallowed me
pulling me under your ocean
invading all of my senses
a need overpowered me
desire to erase you
vanish every last thought
last memory
from my heart
laughter
it broke across me
thundering through my ears
leaving me deaf to the world
leaving me deaf to your words
finally
happily
laughing

September 24